Edo Cartoon published in the newspaper "El Mundo"
P irst of all my dear allies and partners I have the painful task of informing you that Venezuela is currently in a state of Pre-war. Our beloved Commander in his usual verbiage could not help even a little, to make a lot of people in our country with the creeps (as usual). How long will this martyrdom? And yesterday it has no name, what happened yesterday in its "Primetime" weekly was something so grotesque and absurd that you would not even in the "Anthology of the Ridiculous" in Venezuela, and eye, I'm not exaggerating.
What fool would think the absurdity of declaring war to the U.S. with nothing but a fleet of Sukhois rusty and full of bird droppings?, What idiot would think?, This time the answer is definitely not a "do not know", but for best Media Crimes Act (which will not be the pass just before I publish this post and put me in jail) I will simply say and do not sin the sinner.
Well, to make matters worse the big problem we have not only USA but also with our neighboring countries, which is not afraid of them, because ultimately these are the same pod fuck us, but to Chacumbele (oops, I missed the name of the idiot) has been forgotten that these people have 50-60 years of internal war with experience in all types of jungle. Chacu friend, if by chance I was reading (which I doubt) please Respond!, Colombia to send a detachment of Boy Scouts only have to kill all military of Venezuela, do not make that mistake.
And it is not talking nonsense but it is a reality as big as a house in Venezuela the military are not trained for anything else other than drink whiskey and play "Trick" is a sad reality, look at all I once met an Army Major who was afraid of the Galapagos, you imagine, "A people and will defend the country?", the only way that people can defend Venezuela is in an international tournament Domino Unfortunately, but true.
The President was spent yesterday on his program talking about a "war of 100 years," he would be immersed in the Patria Grande de Bolívar, and just blah blah blah. He also said there was now no time to waste in training soldiers and the people for the war (like it toasted), with rifle in hand. Importantly, there was also a memorable moment in which the President sent him a recadito Obama as if Obama lost his time watching "Alo Presidente", the worst part is that there were people behind their TVs applauded the performance of Chavez, people who seem not to think that we are straight into the abyss, and that if neither We can even fight internal insecurity and now the lack of light and water, reed How we go to war?, all you need to finish putting the huge cake to create a Ministry of People's War, and Minister to appoint Iris Varela, that would be the last straw.
hopes and aspirations that this scandal is Chávez to deflect attention from us, because if he really wants to go to a race war, I believe that we will not dance pal. In conclusion, I add that this country is so bizarre that one side is the president ordered the soldiers to train against Colombia, on the other side are the wives of the military by sending their husbands to bring the pantyhose of the Palace of Blumer, What is ironic is not?.
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
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